Hurricane Emily.
Hurricane Emily, cute but dangerous. Ok, well heather via our conversation the other day I conversed with my Pastors wife Laura, who is also a Chiropractor, via email and decided to take Emily to her father's practice. Well...... it was interesting. What do you all think of when you think of a chiropractor's office? Calm, peace, quiet, relaxing? Well when I enter with emily and caleb it is the gulf coast after Hurricane Katrina. Caleb I must say overall did well. We get there I have to fill out paperwork on emily... caleb makes a bee line to the water tower they have to get a cup of water. So I'm trying to fill out paperwork, I look back and Emily is pulling down the knob with water coming out! Ok "Emily, NO." Try to fill out paperwork. turn around, "Emily no." "No, caleb emily cannot have a cup of water or else she will pour it all over something, someone, or herself. Do not get her a cup of water." There he is standing with two cups of water. Here mommy for you. Ok now Emily wants that cup of water, I still haven't filled out the paper work. "I'll put it on top mommy so she won't get it." Well she still wants that cup of water even though it is up high, and she doesn't understand in just one minute. Ok, paper work filled out. I drink most of the water, which she lets me know by a screaching grunty sound eminating from her mouth that she doesn't like what I'm doing. So I give her the cup with a quarter inch of water in it to drink. Finally we have been called in. Did I mention she woke up at 6am this morning so she's grumpy from that AND teething with four teeth? Nope this isn't much better. Skeletons on the floor just waiting for little hands to break. Oh and an xray light table just waiting for caleb to touch. Well he sits down and I'm proud of him We read a book they had in the waiting room. How the Chiropractor saved Christmas. A must read for anyones list. Actually it was hilarious. Well emily figures that she can squeeze between a part of the table you lie on that has a leg extension for those who are taller. That's fine right? What little one doesn't like to pop up between things. Well what I didn't know is that so the extension can move smoothly back and forth it has, can anyone guess......, guys......? You guessed it grease on it! So now emily's legs have streaks of grease all over them. Ok grease rubs off not a problem. Well some how she got grease on her hands too. Which in turn gets grease all over the table! I pull her out of there, which she is not happy about. So she is standing near the door, smiles, says "buh bye!" and takes off running down the hall screaming. Caleb bursts out laughing, because it was hilarious, but Ihave to shush him and run after her. By the time i get out she is at the end of the hall running into either an examining room or office I'm not sure which. I just hear "well hello cutie!" She turns runs out of the room and into my arms. Well one of the Dr's assistants comes in the room an helps me out. She gives caleb paper, pencil and a dry erase marker to play with. Great! Well she decides to give the marker to emily to which I say, "please don't." She'll have the walls covered in two seconds flat." So finally the Dr. comes in and sits emily on the table. Well it is a cool table that moves up and down. He moves it up and says, "let's go for a ride. " To which caleb says, "I want to go for a ride!" After emily's appointment caleb. The nurse takes caleb into her office so he can draw and not intterupt us talking. THat was nice. So emily pops up inbetween the sections of the table again thus smearing more grease everywhere. But she isn't screaming, that's important. So as soon as the dr. starts adjusting her neck her arms drop to her side and she just stands motionless (first time all day) and lets him adjust her neck. Wow! Then she lays down and he adjust her bottom back and legs. Well with that all said and done it is time to pay. Give the clerk the credit card, turn around, "no emily." Get me out of here! So that was our trip to the chiropractor today. To see if realigning her spine will possibly help her sleeping at night! We have a visit again next tues. :) Wonderful!

