Ode to a (Not Quite So Much Anymore) Comfy Chair
Hello Hunnies! Long before I entered the picture of your dear little group of friends, a certain piece of dorm furniture was reportedly passed down thru the dorm generations and landed in your Perkins apartment. When we cleaned out the apartment after everyone graduated, we adopted the character-filled "Comfy Chair," carting Her around to our various homes ever since and continuing to claim Her soporific effects upon anyone who sank down into those tantalizing cushions. Well . . . after more than a decade of salvaging the Much Beloved Comfy Chair, upon whom many of you have sat, napped, and lived your college years . . . I am sad to hereby announce that this piece of furniture has turned into a bit of a weapon - a deathtrap, to be exact. Yes, despite all of our delusional protests, the broken springs are tearing holes in any slipcover attempts I make, and I am now starting to fear for the safety of our little guys. We've purchased a replacement, which will arrive at the end of the week - at this time, the Comfy Chair will find Her new home on our curb. Matt and Heather - you are of course welcome to claim Her if you're interested!!! :) But I thought all the Hunnies would want, once and for all, the closure of knowing that She will move on to her final resting place soon. (I thought Dave had a great idea - hey, let's just drop it off on the RIT campus - surely someone will resurrect Her again! We would surely do this if only She were easier to transport.) Amen and so be it - may She rest in peace!!! :)
